Don’t Mess With the Hippies!

An open letter to Autolift staff and directors

It’s clear to us now that you are reading our blog, given the threats we received from one of your number a couple of days ago.

It’s unfortunate that you read here that you may be facing redundancy, as your boss, Daryl, suggested to us last weekend. However, as they say, forewarned is forearmed. Advanced warning gives you all the opportunity to seek alternative employment elsewhere.

Sadly your comprehension skills appear somewhat lacking, as you fail to grasp Daryl’s stance that, though we are having NO IMPACT on your business whatsoever, he will willingly close down the business he’s wanted shut of for years and blame us for that. You (at least the guy who threatened us the other day) seem to interpret that as meaning it’s our fault that you may soon be out of work. (Maybe you should look up ‘Cognitive Dissonance’ and decide for yourselves whether the term fits or not.)

All of that said, I think we may well be in a position to at least postpone the closure of Autolift. I’m not 100% sure but I seem to remember that whilst a business is being audited it must remain intact. Looks like we just bought you several months of job security whilst activities at Autolift are fully investigated.

It’s all too clear to us, from all of the numerous tales of extortion regarding your organisation and business practices, that Daryl’s sob story regarding zero profit for last year, if not a fabrication, may well point to evidence of TAX DODGING by those entrusted by this criminal State to tax others, amongst other unlawful activities; no wonder you hate having us on your doorstep, witnessing your more overt activities and chatting with so many victims of your unscrupulous business practices.

Additionally, and on a more personal note, each and every one of you was placed in a position of trust over our home and possessions. You were properly notified of this and asked to ensure, upon your full commercial liability, that nothing happen to our home until the matter was resolved. And each and every one of you breached that Lawful Trust when you allowed our home to be taken away and destroyed.

We’ve been your neighbours here for over six weeks now and until Daryl’s visit, only one of your number has ever given us the time of day. More commonly we have had nothing but aggression, threats, harassment and attempts to intimidate from you, all of which are now a matter of both public and private record.

Prajna and myself are peaceful, loving and compassionate people, not to mention that we are also intelligent and incorruptible. We welcome any and all of you, should you wish to talk to us about what’s happening here and why we’re taking the stance we are taking. Just as with all of our guests and visitors here, we will offer you refreshments and open and honest communication. We welcome your viewpoints also, but will not tolerate threats or intimidation.

Yours sincerely,

Kazz and Prajna.

P.S. Now that I’ve got that out of my system I’ll be back later or tomorrow when normal service will be resumed and activities at the camp will be properly blogged for your delight and delectation.

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